Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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