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A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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