ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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