Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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