beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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