my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Mom said you looked used
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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