Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
