Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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