We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
