How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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