apparently the secret to your success is patron
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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