In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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