Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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