The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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