That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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