So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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