S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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