pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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