Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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