I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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