Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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