no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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