There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?