hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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