I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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