I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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