Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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