Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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