Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Randomize
