the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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