ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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