Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
God, I missed his penis.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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