is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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