I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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