We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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