hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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