butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
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He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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