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you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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