Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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