..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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