I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Randomize
