"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
These tits shall not be calmed
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