Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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