I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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