I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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