its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Found your dick twin last night
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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