As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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