just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
What a fucking waste of an outfit
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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