Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
