next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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