Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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