Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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