I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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