Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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