Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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