It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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