Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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