What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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