yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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