no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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